Eisburg

Do they even make any “non-low-fat” pretzels anymore? Three stores down and they only serve low-fat…what’s next gluten free pretzels? #firstworldproblems

What is the proper usage of both of these eWords?

Ugh…please someone come wake me up. A slap in the face will do.

1. Cut caffeine
2. 100 items or less
3. More BANJO!

Happy New Year all!

I don’t know…is the USPS the worst?

These Black Friday & Cyber Monday emails sure do make it easy for me to clean up my inbox and enforce some new SPAM rules.